Ten possible scenarios unsuccessful visits

So came the precious day of your dreams and the girl agreed to go with you on a date. But you probably forgot that today, Friday, the 13th? Or you had met a woman with empty buckets? Or a black cat ran across the road? Maybe you broke the mirror? Superstition superstitious, but how else to explain the fact that your perfect date with perfect girl suddenly turns into a nightmare scenario unfolding and absurd Hollywood comedy?

Tighter squeeze in the palm of quatrefoil clover and find your Birthstone - if you find yourself in one of those 10 horrific situations, you need luck.

№10. She gets drunk three sheets

No, it is not about a couple of cocktails or a glass of wine, which usually need a girl to relax. We are talking about the degree of intoxication, when you can own eyes to see that she ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner - it is on the floor (at best) or on your shirt (empathize). She could not stand on his feet and falling, drags you along. She was mumbling incoherently. It reeks of alcohol per kilometer. Congratulations. You came to the restaurant with a luxurious beauty, and leave a disgusting creature not cause anything but disgust. The worst thing that you have no choice - you still have to bring it home and generally behave like a gentleman, not to look in the eyes of the last bastard watching you girls (maybe invite someone of them to date?).

№9. She suddenly leaves

You are tuned to spend a romantic evening with her, and even hoped to continue. Apparently, the girl had other plans. Hell, she was gone, without even waiting for the order! Just imagine the following scene: you're sitting in a posh restaurant in anticipation of a pleasant evening, and suddenly she says: "In general, I have to go. Thank you for a wonderful evening and all that. " And go, before you have time to recover. It was gone when you understand what just happened. Get ready to return home in disgrace and a few months to endure jokes friends.

№8. She picks a fight with a big guy

Maybe she got drunk and does not understand what to do. Maybe she's just a bitch Yes, bitch. And I'm proud of this! A day in the life . In any case, she should not have to behave with the two-meter husky skinheads, and now you have to defend her honor. And it all started so well: you have met, talked, it seems like each other ... It was necessary to run it at this guy and give free rein to his sharp tongue! Of course, you are trying to solve the conflict peacefully, without bloodshed, but she is set very firmly and rushes on this big man like pug with excess estrogen in the Elephant. But as soon as his fist in the first - and last - time is directed towards your jaw, she showed unprecedented prudence and hastily retreats. The worst thing is that, most of all, she did not plan to invite you to my home. Well, one can only hope that the sister in the emergency room will be nice.

№7. You sick

She is very sexy. Events are developing the most enjoyable way for you. And here, at the most inopportune moment, you feel nausea rises, and heard the telltale sound of discontented stomach. Widely smiled and cleared his throat, you hope that the voice of your womb has not been heard. Unfortunately, the second time this trick does not pass, and she sympathetically interested, you are not hungry. Smiling broadly, you're trying to sit on a chair more comfortable, but all in vain - you are literally turned inside out. You do not even have time to apologize or leave the table. You just have to hope that among the witnesses of your shame there is a kind soul, and you will finish on the ground - immediately.

№6. You quarrel

Forget about a pleasant evening filled with easy conversation and the same dinner. Forget about a romantic date Romantic date: how to spend an unforgettable meeting Which ends hot sex. Your girl - cute, charming creature - suddenly turns into a harpy and literally pounces on you with accusations and insults. Maybe she did not like you were talking to a waitress, maybe she does not like a film that you have chosen to view or you are not quickly opened the door for her (or did not open). In short, something to upset her, and as a result you quarrel. The conversation gradually moving to higher tones and she rolls her very real scene. But do not despair: it is at least not run up to the scandal with some husky. However, the night is just beginning.

№5. You receive one of the former

The evening was positively enjoyable as long as you do not accidentally spotted her in a restaurant, your ex-girlfriend. The one that tore your heart, and it thoroughly trampled. She was just as beautiful, and even in the company of an oligarchic type of guy who looks at you like shit. Or this version: your companion says her ex and her paralyzing fear, and all the feelings that she had tried to suppress: despair, wounded pride, anger. In short, it is not good for your appointment. However, now it is not a date - stay under the same roof with former lovers automatically turns it into the most ordinary meeting without continuing.

№4. You can not pay the account

This is the worst nightmare of most men. Throughout the evening you try to show the girl what you're cool, but when it comes time to pay the bill, it turns out that you have enough money, lost wallet or bank card is not accepted. In general, it is better not even imagine that. Your companion timidly offers to pay you first indignantly refuse. But it is better to accept right away, because there is no alternative, and the minute your position will be all the more hopeless. Let the girl with a smile, comforted you anything, they say, okay - you know something that looks like a complete jerk. It is unlikely that you will want to continue this friendship.

№3. The girl flirts other guy

On your girl throwing leer some Neanderthal. It happens, and often. It's even nice. You need to worry when your companion throws back an interested look, thus inviting the son of a bitch to do more. You break the conflicting emotions. On the one hand, I want to send them both, and with another - to deal with the guy, to encroach on other people's girls. But in this case you run the risk of running into more trouble. Worse may be only one thing - if she decides to end the evening in the company of your opponent, and you still have to pay for dinner.

№2. You can not satisfy her in bed

So the date has passed well, and romantic evening turns into a no less romantic night. You are already in bed and looking forward to rough sex. She completely ready, and then you realize (and it too), that your magic wand today is not able to conjure. Instead of fighting the terrible dragon - a harmless lizard. Well, you know. Cursing and swearing you are trying to somehow save the situation, the hustle and puffing, but all to no avail. The girl is nothing to do but to take pity on your attempts, quickly say goodbye and leave.

№1. Date pregnancy ends

Oh, it was a date! And what was the night - you remember about it until now. However, she has convinced you not to use a condom - it is so much sharper sensations. And really - you experience the thrill only when a couple of months later, she calls you and says that she was pregnant. That's one date leads to the US, dirty diapers Pampers - what parents need to know for beginners   and communication for life.

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