Oh, girls, today I saw a dream! If we stand on the corner with a friend at the bar, smoke ... And here goes past us SUCH boy - upload! The legs are long, broad shoulders, and a pretty attractive face chelochkoy Highlighted forehead so casually drops ... We Tanya looked at each other, the smoke released from the lungs and how to say only, "Nothing ass!" And he looked hunted, blushed and went further - he and answer -That was nothing we like it as a compliment Compliments   done!

- It is that, that I had a dream last week, if I'm going in the elevator. On the sixth floor, the door opened and the boy comes SUCH ... Eyes - you can drown, stylish, tall, slender. Tosca, in a word. I quietly asked him: "What are you doing tonight?" And he lowered his eyelids, reddened as a freshman, and answers barely audible "Nothing" ... I was dating him to give his phone, and he is happy smiles .. . When I came out of the elevator, then he could not resist and pinched him ... you know where. And he just gasped and all ...

- The girls, it's all nonsense! So, I recently dreamed that I go, and I meet Ivan Ivanovich - well, one that all our already simply took their harassment. So, if he got me in a narrow corridor, and I am his waist casually adhere to and say, "Pupsik my, how are you doing?" And he was afraid, my hands and pushes babbles "Yes, you know, Sveta, good." And trying to get away. And after him, I say, "I have a deal for you. Personal property. So I am after work you'll come, you wait for my peach!"

- Yeah, well, a bad case! My dream is perhaps simpler. I see myself at the wheel of a brand new "scores". As if I was going through the city and stops deliberately speed is reduced, people stare. And at the "October" is such a boy ... I stop the car and cheekily asked him: "You ride, young man?" He nodded, sat down, and we went. I'm a machine with one hand, and the other put his knee. And he was afraid, sitting dead than alive, trembling voice asks: "Stop, please, the car, I will go out, you have not accepted the fact!"

- Release?
- Well, of course! Why did he sit down! Lariska was taken to the country, there were still girls. Well...
- And my cousin once dreamed that she - a lawyer. And is a case of attempted rape, where the victim - the guy. And it seems like the whole defense was based on the fact that this boy nasilnitsu himself provoked by their behavior - walking home late at night, was dressed in very tight jeans and a tight T-shirt, and the question "What time?" Playfully remarked that happy, they say, hours are not watching, and even smiled invitingly!

- Class!
- Dream! Just do not even wake up!
- Or at least go to sleep again now! Good night, girls!

Maria Skatova

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