Take a look at the facts: everyone with whom you work - idiots. This is the first. And second: everyone with whom you work, think the same way. Such is life, but the years spent in the panopticon, bring sober attitude to reality and develop a sense of humor.

1. Experienced, but helpless

The person who has got a place in the company at a time when builders erected the walls of the past. Recognized as "veteran" in the company, this employee spent within its walls longer than in a normal marriage - but it absolutely does not understand the work. Only now achieving it - remains forever on your chair imprint of his backside. Unfortunately for you and all the others, this fellow - a mindless parasite, wall, impenetrable to new ideas.

2. Spy

A person who is always ahead of others know what is going on behind the scenes. In fact, he leads a double life: in one he - a humble office manager at the next table, and the other - a "secret agent" to sniff out all the secrets of his colleagues and enjoying the gossip. He works next to you, however, knows all the secrets of his superiors, and his diligence in the search for a new secret information knows no borders.

3. Treacherous

They - the most pleasant in the office staff that surround, however, fear the most. These people have only two modes of operation: observe and report. They wait for mistakes of others, and then go straight to the boss's office. From these colleagues not Ukroyut or your daily vigil on dating sites, nor too frequent visits to the toilet. And, because most managers do not mind to have on hand such informants deal with such employees does not make sense.

4. Hydra

Imagine that your company - it is a huge reptile, and each member of the board - one of the many goals of this monster. Each head - a man with his own ideas and views about the direction the company should develop. You are in the company - no more than a finger, but every head believes that he knows what you have to do, and each gives you orders. One of your superiors believe that your duty is to prepare an annual report on the volume of sales, and the other - that you are the person who changes the toilets ran out of toilet paper. Sooner or later, it turns out that in fact, in your duties include things completely different, but you are still required to follow the contradictory instructions - otherwise risk to break the chain of command.

5. Almost Head

This officer, who harbors the illusion that he is about to become your boss. Desperate to prove their value to the company, such a person will discredit you, to show that he, not you, deserve promotion. These employees work with you, doing, in essence, the same as you ... only much smaller amounts.

6. Lovelace

The implication is that such people are required to work on the same goals as you, but it seems that the only purpose for which such employee comes to work - is flirting with new collaborators. Instead of performing his duties, he is sauntering between the tables employees, expecting immediate consent to have sex in response to his dazzling smile. Its futility, in fact, has no boundaries.

7. Living in the past

Living in the past, when he does something worth such an employee is constantly remembers about his mother, has long remained in the past - before the advent of computers, e-mail and mobile phones. His time such employee spends endless stories about the "good old days" when the work had to go on foot, and to consider - in the accounts. Perhaps once he represented for a company of any value, but it has long been in the past.

8. eternal whiner

Once settled turnover of the company fails happens any trouble, the staff member immediately begins to say: "I warned you." When management announces the installation of a new security system, a staff member said that the purpose of it - keep track of how often colleagues go for a smoke. If you ask a man how he was doing, he spent 15 minutes will complain about his many illnesses and absolute uselessness of health insurance provided by the company. If the company suddenly decides to change the partner, providing medical services - it is better to leave immediately: fellow whiner make the existence of others is absolutely unbearable their complaints.

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