Men and women speak different languages. And we, women often have to fall into the trap of language incompatibility with these aliens, by strange coincidence living on a planet with us. We offer you a short phrase book containing a minimum of phrases needed in order to properly understand the individual men's nationality.

"For such a charming girl, probably a release from the fans there?" (Squadron! To battle! Drawn swords!)

"Under my impenetrable shell hides a vulnerable soul ..." (... and liver trouble)

"I've been working in high-tech ..." (technologies in the silo)

"She was a beautiful woman, but between us was never mutual understanding ..." (She was not able to remember that when I was with a hangover, I better not to anger ...)

"Let's get married!" (Let's make love! Right here, right now!)

"You are talking badly this dress, it's the best of all that I have ever seen in my life!" (God, well, when we finally uydёm of this damned store ?!)

"Of course, dear, I'll just be happy if you come with us on a fishing trip!" (Try the boat bottom or damage the engine? ..)

"Honey, I'm listening very carefully ..." (What did he say? .. Six - four in favor of whom? ..)

"Of course, I noticed that you have a new haircut!" (Nightmare, was almost named Katya Angela!)

"Not at all, I did not get lost, stop panicking!" (She would try to drive in pitch darkness and hysterical as a navigator!)

"Please do not worry and trust me!" (And then I'll kill you)

"Honey, you're exaggerating again" (as if mildly ask her to shut up and let me eat in peace?)

"I swear, between us there was nothing!" (Signed: Bill Clinton, all rights reserved)

"We met her quite by accident ..." (After half an hour I waited for her in a restaurant, spat and went home ...)

"All women are bitches Yes, bitch. And I'm proud of this! A day in the life ! "(We'll have to go to sleep in the office ...)

Yulia Bolshakov

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