Yes, they say, a bachelor - zverushka complex product of evolution social and interpersonal wars. To him not approach, do not get at it. Everywhere - mask systems, games, and lots of other protocol obstacles. And what else? To survive it is necessary, consider the conditions close to the fighting: around vandals and hunters, the male posyagatelnitsy the honor and the contents of purses, spiteful gossip journalist and ubiquitous. Hard to them bachelors poor.

In order to become very bad, so that destroy bachelors as a phenomenon and prevent overflow of the rest male population in this category, experts in government laboratories developed step by step instructions. Our editorial staff under cover of night stole it from spetskhran top-secret security services. And now she is only available to our readers, and only in the pages of Women's Club.

1. Exploration. The enemy needs to know in the face! Better yet for smell and tracks. Therefore, in the hunt for a bachelor essential condition for success - a detailed dossier on the subject of hunting. Do not forget about the secrecy. Memorize information heart, and the very dossiers eat. Just in case.

2. Preparation. Well, what you should look like Jessica Alba, I hope, do not need reminding? If there are still small inconsistencies with more than cover their powerful intellect, sparkling sense humor, inimitable talent and influential friends. In addition, study the habits of the subject - the color preferences, weight addiction, sex tendencies and find the copy of the matriculation. You never know ...

3. Lure. Every bachelor in the world loves three things: food, attention / admiration / admiration and mother. Conclusion? Versed in wines, in cheeses in cognacs and borscht. And always, always a delight to listen to the subject of speculation. Even if he says that the red burgundy is a herring. While only Listen, will correct later. And adored his mother. Quarreled with her when it will be your in-law In-law - a hunting accident ... .

4. Shelling. Tell a scary story from his past. About maniac about bandits, about aliens - in the end, the plot is not important. Important: truthfulness, shining in your eyes and genuine tears. Tell me what you want to start a new life (or continue an old, depending on the situation).

5. On the city attacking! Get in trouble. Let You, for instance, the terrible hairy bandits kidnapped the purpose of removing the internal bodies. Or a UFO for the purpose of vivisection. It does not matter in general. Home and of plot - you could call to him and that he was asked to help. And if he will not save you, your white bones (or the luxurious golden hair) there will always be a silent reproach to him (or it will be nightmares).

6. Saving Private Ryan. In general, he bent to hold rescue operation. Contract with the bandits, so they beat him, he is not much, so - for cosmetic purposes. And let the trained thugs watching due north, you, shooting, running away to the south.

7. Suggestion confidence. Sobbing, call him their savior, his hero. A little bit, moderately, pobeysya hysterical. Promise to leave the monastery. AT generally behave inappropriately. Let believe that you have a shock.

8. Special tools. Sometimes the only ones caught. They, it happens at all no sense of humor or, on the contrary, it is precocious and subject to what seriously concerns (which can lead to injuries). Generally, Each self-respecting woman should carry in purse (I hope it is not necessary reminding that the place of permanent deployment cosmetic - bag? ) First aid kit assistance.

- Iodine. Why is he? Because the subject can scratch - this time. Because iodine - burns. Because when burning - it is necessary blow ... course of action is clear?

- Bandages. No one is more erotic girl in a short skirt in torn pantyhose, frightened and with a little oiled ink which builds bandage on his shoulder for his hero;

- Adhesive tape. The same trouble, but suddenly on his face that close up You will need;

- Aspirin. Well, that's when the head suddenly starts to hurt;

- A bottle of curare. It is for them to criminals who will haunt you. To your hero could dip arrowheads. Imagine, you're so he says, "Damn! I ran out of bullets! Remained Some boom! What they are against these blockheads! ". And you, "Oh, you know, quite by accident in my purse lying around a bottle of curare! " All, your life is saved. And bachelor conquered.

Natalia Rudenko

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